Apple

What is it about Apple that everyone thinks is so awesome?  I understand their products work as intended, and everyone is happy.  I understand that all of the products communicate with one another, and again, everyone is happy.  But how is it that we have an insane ability to purchase iProducts at every store in the county, but a complete inability to purchase accessories for other products in the stores that carry the devices themselves?  What is it about the simple, easy-to-use, yet totally uncustomizable interface that is so appealing?  Oh, it must be that you simply cannot upload photos on the native browser.  That's right, you have to pay extra to do that.  I need a screen protector for a Galaxy tablet...nope, they are sold out.  On the other hand, they have 140 such products for the iPad 1, 2, 3, 9, and 40.  Yes I know, they carry stuff for Apple products yet to be invented.  Can you believe it?!?!?!

Maybe I am just a dumb Droid guy that likes widgets and color changing options and lame things like that.  Maybe I just can't understand why 3 million copies of a barely updated, behind the times product can be sold out, where something so much more advanced is still available.  I don't understand why every commercial now, not only shows the company's website, but also a couple words about an app they have for the iPad.  What do you say about that iCult?  How about we rush out and buy the new Apple product.  Not because it is really an exceptional piece of work...10 hour battery tablet...ugh...but because it is new.  The iFanboys/girls make me laugh. 

Screw Droid! Droid is dumb! Right? Who wants a little green guy running around your phone or tablet?  Not me, that's who.  I hear that fruit is good for your anyway, right?

Now, before the iCult breaks down my door and tries to iHang me, iChill out.  I can put a little i in front of everything and make it funny.  At least you have that going for you.  No worries, I will iStop now.  Sorry, I was just iRanting anyway.

Greetings

Greetings,

Good morning, good afternoon, and good night readers, where ever you are.  This is post one of, what I hope will be more, my weekly rant session.  I just created this page and I am still trying to figure out, both the process, and the layout of the program.  Comments are welcome and encouraged, just don't be rude.  We gather here to vent, not to hate.  This blog may offend some, some not.  It may make you laugh or really anger you.  This all depends on you.  I will never TRY to hurt anyone's feelings or piss anyone off.  I am simply putting down the things that I observe and find frustrating or humerous with the world around me.  This blog is intended to be all encompassing, and will include all aspects of my life, albeit some names may be altered (my wife).

So, with that being said, I will go forth into a new day, finding things to rant about.  Some will be good, some will be...well...less than good.  But all in all, I hope this will be a fun read.  I don't really know when the week will start and end.  Some weeks you may get more than one posting, but I will at least get one out per week.

Thanks for stopping by.  See you next week!