Driving Pt. 1

This post is listed as Driving Pt. 1 because I swear there will more of this topic to follow.  There is so much to rant about driving on our roadways, I figure this is a good spot to start as any.  As usual comments welcome, enjoy!
I cannot deal with the average driver on the road today as it seems that so many people are nearly asleep as they careen down our public streets.  I sometimes think that a person can purchase a driver’s license at Wal-Mart or a local convenience store judging by the way that they drive.  I do not come to this opinion by my outstanding abilities, but by their complete lack of courtesy and respect while driving.  I simply cannot comprehend why someone would cut you off and then go ten miles an hour under the speed limit.  I also cannot understand why this same person then slams on their brakes in the middle of a two lane road to turn left, thereby stopping traffic.  It isn’t the legality of this act that gets me going, it is the complete lack of decency and regard for the safety of every other driver on the road.
Listen up other driver guy or girl.  I fully understand how important you are, I really do.  I also understand how much of a rush you must be in.  After all, you decided that endangering the lives of everyone around you was much more important than waiting an extra 30 seconds to pull onto the road.  I am also aware that many cars made after 2005, do not come equipped standard with turn signals.  I really thought that they did, but you have shown me that they do not have this option.  It has also come to my attention that turn signals are an option only afforded by the extremely rich.  With this being said, I suppose you are correct in your lack of proper signaling.
You are the world’s most important person, I get it.  At least you are the most important person to you in your world.  However, it turns out there are a few other people driving near you at any given time.  One of them happens to be me, and I often have at least one of my kids in the car with me.  I think it would pay to use your eyes when you drive.  It may sound crazy to you, but I hear this is also an important when driving.  Try looking before you pull onto a busy road.  Also, try to adhere to the speed limit signs that the state has so graciously put all over the roadways for your use.  Or, just drive slowly on by, as if no one else in the world is around you, and continue to ignore the issues you are causing.  While you are at it, just ignore this rant as well.  I guarantee that you won’t listen to it anyway because you are just that awesome.